I was approached via “Friend Request” by a clown from a group that I am belong to at Facebook.
The first point of conversation was, “Thank your” for accepting my friend’s request followed by “How Are You”.
My response was “Ur Welcome and I am doing fine”.
A few minutes after the first nice gesture here comes the “Hook and throw” jab question of “What kind of business I am in”. I said Marketing business online and why did you asked?
Her first bait was “Because we are belong to the same group and I liked her post, so she think we are like minded people.
I was like, Huh! what the heck is she thinking.
Then she started singing the old lines of marketing lyrics of trapping people by asking me about, “What is my current goal I am working on?”
Now, she got my attention. Goal such as what I asked.
I told her she need to be more specific girl.
She added “Inside my business”.
Like a run down machine she keep puffing air of bullshit questions from, “What is my action plan to achieve it and by what date I want to accomplish it?
I told this clown in training, I never put an expiration date on my goal because I dig growth.
Apparently, she had no idea what growth is all about.
She keep asking questions so I asked why she kept asking me lousy questions.
Well, she was trying to figure out who I am.
She asked if I have questioned for her, so I said “No”.
All of a sudden she blurted out she love to “Mastermind” people and I am here prospect client.
This wanna be “Clown Guru” of Mastermind didn’t realized I spotted her arrival when she attempted to break my door.
From that point on, every time I responded to her questions she started putting an exclamation point to her every response.
With all the conversation going on, the Chuckie Doll” in my head was ready to come out and spread havoc.
The sound of irritation started to boil like a hot lava.
By this time I realized I actually also had a tent full of bodybuilder clowns and they are ready to ramble.
But there is that one clown in my head that always in a “Zen Mode” reminding me to sit down and watch the circus.
Before I completely drain my pool of saliva I decided to just zipped my mouth.
The more I entertained her, the more she started to look like a case of nuts.
I decided to unfriend her. But, she came back to me with a note of, ” I see you unfriend me”.
I just smirked and in my head I saw a Geisha waved goodbye to this wannabe clown.
To keep my circus and the muscular sets clowns at peace… I turn off the light and tame my inner mastermind.
~RockitnRebel~